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"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed upon me. This shirt single-handedly proves to passersby that the late Cretaceous period did not extinguish the life from the beasts of steeds who were used as vessels into the gates of hell.. that time travel truly exist for the legends who are destined to shape the fabric of the American way of life.. and that the M4 carbine and RPG-7 are the choice hand-tools of a true warrior.
When this accoutrement is donned, I am flooded with the urge to teach the world what I know.. where I've been and what I've seen. It immediately gives a gentleman an appetite for a dame on one knee to light his cigar, and a well seasoned scotch with a black coffee chaser. #America"
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"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed upon me. This shirt single-handedly proves to passersby that the late Cretaceous period did not extinguish the life from the beasts of steeds who were used as vessels into the gates of hell.. that time travel truly exist for the legends who are destined to shape the fabric of the American way of life.. and that the M4 carbine and RPG-7 are the choice hand-tools of a true warrior.
When this accoutrement is donned, I am flooded with the urge to teach the world what I know.. where I've been and what I've seen. It immediately gives a gentleman an appetite for a dame on one knee to light his cigar, and a well seasoned scotch with a black coffee chaser. #America"
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12/10/2020
Nathan K.
United StatesRonnie Reagan went to town riding on a raptor
Most American shirt to ever exist. Love it. And AAF was super quick to get my order out Whereas the 1776united shirt I ordered the same day took a month to not even ship only for me to cancel it during week 6. **** those guys. AAF on the other hand has my business for life.
CK
10/14/2020
Christopher K.
United StatesIncreased Patriot Levels 200%
George Washington, Ronald Reagan, and Theodore Roosevelt all greeted me in my dreams telling me how I am a shining example of an American patriot. This happened the night after I wore this shirt. Coincidence, I think not.
AN
10/17/2019
Anthony N.
Cool. Real cool.
Love it.
CM
09/01/2019
Cheryl M.
I love the shirt!! Reagan
I love the shirt!! Reagan is the greatest president ever! A true American hero.
JM
08/30/2019
Joshua M.
My shirt is epic
You guys are Awesomeness! Quality of shirt is great. I put it on, Bald Eagles flocked to my house, President Trump appeared with Chuck Norris to tell me that the shirt is awesome. My dog suddenly has his own ‘Murican flag and bandana. Life is good. Shipping could have been a little faster- but the product is great!
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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They defended America against all enemies, foreign and domestic. They're the quiet professionals everyone's heard about.
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"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
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