"Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it stinks more than his foreign policies while he was in office, but there is nothing I rather conceal my THOs (Titty Hard Ons) than with this glorious piece of Americana. This thing is guaranteed to catch more sideways glances than the antics Dubya would get himself in whenever he left for another nation and will have any girl's boyfriend going Dick Cheney on your ass if he catches her staring at ya too long."

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  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA

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  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print
  • Lightweight Performance Material

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"Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it stinks more than his foreign policies while he was in office, but there is nothing I rather conceal my THOs (Titty Hard Ons) than with this glorious piece of Americana. This thing is guaranteed to catch more sideways glances than the antics Dubya would get himself in whenever he left for another nation and will have any girl's boyfriend going Dick Cheney on your ass if he catches her staring at ya too long."

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EG
09/21/2019
Elizabeth G.
Sharks and W

How could you not laugh? It’s awesome sauce.

JL
09/11/2019
James L.
Good Tank

I bought the tank top veraion. I just wish I bought a smaller size. Very happy with it other than that.

TN
07/31/2019
Tom N.
I feel like I have a shield of freedom and liberty

I live in a place where liberals flourish. I want to remind them where they are. In effing America! I CAN WHERE WHATEVER DAMN SHIRT I DAMN WANT. Also, it’s quite comfortable.

LM
07/29/2019
Luke M.
Awesome

Great quality

CW
07/18/2019
Caleb W.
‘Mericuh!

My patriotic points are increased by +5 just by putting this on.

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