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Honest Abe's back and better than ever with his all new Evisceration Proclamation... Click here for cotton T-shirts and other gear
When the whole "Honest Abe" thing isn't working, President Lincoln has something else up his sleeve. Check it out on this tank top.
"Upon opening the package I received a sense of patriotic pride that overwhelmed me with a sense of truth to the awe-inspiring historical significance that this gun toting, bear riding, Emancipation Proclamation writing, American represented to all who are free!!!"   Click here for cotton T-shirts and other gear
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Ben Franklin would appreciate where his legacy has taken him. To a tank top with Warhol-inspired colors. It's patriotic. It's colorful. It's 'Merica.
"I know the human being and sleeves can coexist peacefully. But not today." ~ George W. Bush, probably.
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A light cycle, the preferred mode of transportation for the Patriot on a mission. The British would have turned back at the mere sight of Paul Revere screaming up and down the New England Coast. Although he's fully decked out in the skin tight riding leathers, with matching boots and...
What a sweet looking tank top. A lightcycle, the preferred mode of transportation for the Patriot on a mission. The British would have turned back at the mere sight of Paul Revere screaming up and down the New England Coast. He may want to consider trading in that lantern for...
How do you take your Ronald Reagan? At The White House? Perhaps inside Air Force One? Both are appealing, but we’ll do you one better—how about Reagan on the moon? No spacecraft, no spacesuit, no oxygen—no problem. The dude was a Hollywood actor before hitting The Oval Office—as such, he...
What did President Reagan do after leaving politics? He picked up a few hobbies like the one featured on this tank top. It's amazing the fun you can have when imaging the overgrowth of weeds in your yard is an invading Communist Army.

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