Cowboy Dubya - The Shark Rider has a rating of 5.0 stars based on 123 reviews.

"Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it stinks more than his foreign policies while he was in office, but there is nothing I rather conceal my THOs (Titty Hard Ons) than with this glorious piece of Americana. This thing is guaranteed to catch more sideways glances than the antics Dubya would get himself in whenever he left for another nation and will have any girl's boyfriend going Dick Cheney on your ass if he catches her staring at ya too long."

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA

All Over Prints

  • Printed in USA.
  • See size chart 
  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print
  • Lightweight Performance Material
  • Back side is Black
  • Unisex Tee Sizes Run Small

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"Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it stinks more than his foreign policies while he was in office, but there is nothing I rather conceal my THOs (Titty Hard Ons) than with this glorious piece of Americana. This thing is guaranteed to catch more sideways glances than the antics Dubya would get himself in whenever he left for another nation and will have any girl's boyfriend going Dick Cheney on your ass if he catches her staring at ya too long."

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