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I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I've officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever tries to tell you 42 cats is too many -- just look them in the eye and say with a steady voice, "Having one cat for every year I've been alive is my right as a tax-paying American." That will shut them up. Then while they are standing there open mouthed hit them with, "Show me your kitties!" and you might get another fur ball to add to the mix. Win-win!
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I've officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever tries to tell you 42 cats is too many -- just look them in the eye and say with a steady voice, "Having one cat for every year I've been alive is my right as a tax-paying American." That will shut them up. Then while they are standing there open mouthed hit them with, "Show me your kitties!" and you might get another fur ball to add to the mix. Win-win!
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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We're all about LGBT pride here in America... You can't go wrong with Liberty, Guns, Beer and Trump!
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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