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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
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Trump's been pouring red, white and blue freedom salt into the wounds of every hater since 2016. A welcome edition to American tradition, for sure.
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Prove that just because you're a conservative doesn't mean you don't support LGBT causes. Liberty, Guns, Beer, and Trump.
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We're all about LGBT pride here in America... You can't go wrong with Liberty, Guns, Beer and Trump!
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