When I go shopping for a shirt, I want something that really speaks to me. If it can combine two of my favorite things -- I buy it immediately. And that's why I own this shirt. It's poop. With a Santa Hat. Does it get any better?
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.