The epitome of sibling rivalry -- turning Santa against them. I swear though, it's my brother's fault. Whatever it is.
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Dear Santa, I know my actions seem a bit naughty this year. But I swear, it's my sister's fault!
Add decorating the Christmas tree to things that T-Rex hates. It's hard to be jolly when you can't reach the top to add the star.
T-rex is trying to stay cheerful through this holiday season, even with his crappy little arms. It's no use though -- T-Rex hates presents.
When the holiday spirit gets to you, there's just no other way. Find me Dabbing through the Snow this holiday. Santa's got movez.
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When I go shopping for a shirt, I want something that really speaks to me. If it can combine two of my favorite things -- I buy it immediately. And that's why I own this shirt. It's poop. With a Santa Hat. Does it get any better?
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It's the holidays. So much to be happy for. Don't be a cotton headed ninny muggins! But do get this shirt to make your holiday brighter.
All I want for Christmas is Dinos in Christmas Sweaters. Since dinos no longer walk the earth, I'll settle for a sweet tee with dinos in sweaters instead -- the next best thing.
It's tradition as old as time. A family ritual passed down through the ages from generation to generation. Dabbing around the Christmas tree.
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.
Nearly 30 years later and we still don't know -- why IS the carpet is all wet, Todd? I don't know Margo, but I do know this is the perfect long sleeved tee for vacation. Pair with the "Why is the Carpet all Wet?" tee for the perfect couples costume....
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