Let's put this long-running controversy to rest. Die Hard IS a Christmas Movie! 100%. Not debatable -- because now it's on this long-sleeved shirt. Just point at it anytime anyone agrees.
The one corporate Christmas party you will actually want to attend -- the Nakatomi Corporation. Die Hard Fans -- welcome to the party, pal!
There's nothing wrong with being home alone if you have classic Christmas movies and a comfy tee. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal. This one's for you.
When you're really serious about the holidays there's only one place to call -- Griswold's Exterior Illumination. Ask for Sparky.
How was I this year, Santa? Naughty? Nice? How 'bout "I tried"?
I know how it looks on paper -- a bit naughty. Dear Santa, I can explain!
No matter the season. No matter the weather. No matter the holiday. No step on Snek.
Carb load on candy and hit the bar. It's going to be a very Merry Liftmas this year!
There's never a bad time of year to proudly wear the Gadsden flag. "Don't tread on me" is a fantastic message to send to family members and close-talking co-workers.
No matter how old you get. No matter how much adulting you have to do. Journey said it best, "Don't stop believing." A little hope in Santa will get you through the holidays.
Before it had a name, Santa was a trendsetter. Mr. Claus was the original Dad Bod. Keep the cookies coming.
Those presents don't get themselves down the chimney. Santa puts it in work. Do you even gift, bro?
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