It's the most magical time of year. When there's a sea of green as far as the eye can see at that St. Patrick's Day block party downtown. When the day starts off with green beer and ends with green-faced people passed out in the alley behind O'Malley's. The one...
Once a Marine, always a Marine -- even on St. Patrick's Day! I might get so drunk I have to crawl home, but I'll crawl like a Marine. I better start practicing my Chesty Crawl now!
It's always good to be prepared. The General has a strategic plan for your St. Patrick's Day: A plan to drink every beer you see. It's foolproof.
