• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU'RE AMERICAN AF

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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
Everybody’s got that one buddy who’s crazier than a snake’s armpit. Even more maddening, with beer in his belly, destruction of property, public embarrassment and long-lasting memories are bound to take place—there’s nothing better. However, no matter how wild and crazy he might get, there’s one patriot who can easily...
Get the shirt that says you're an American through and through. A patriotic American who occasionally likes to drink an alcoholic beverage or two. It's called, getting "Red, White, and Boozed"
When you celebrate the greatest country in the world's Independence Day, you have to go big. You're more than patriotic -- you're rad. Rad, white, and blue.a'."
I'm not drunk, I'm American. This is how we celebrate Independence Day in the U.S. of A! Drinkin' beer and kicking @ss!
"I purchased this shirt because I love America, bald eagles, and mullets. However, unbeknownst to me, when I put it on I mentally transform into a robosoldier capable of bringing security and justice to those in need. I feel the need to help the elderly and read to small children....
You and your significant other need to put on this t-shirt (that's right, order a pair of these badboys). Grab a couple of 12 packs, some fireworks, and Old Glory. Hit your favorite party spot and see what happens. That's called getting "Star Spangled Hammered". It doesn't have to be...
"I put this shirt on early this morning, and had an eagle soaring above while I drove to work. As I parked my car there were two Isis members that jumped from behind the bushes. The two men immediately bowed down to me in the face of glory. They started...
Merica Bear is ready to party. This red, white, and blue bear is ready to cheers for patriotism. Happy 4th! 'Merica!!
General Mattis knows what it takes to have a successful 4th of July -- or general summer. It's a plan. Be polite, be prepared, but have a plan to kill every beer you see.
You long to see, touch and caress them. You want to hear them purr. Tell her in this "Show me Your Kitties" t-shirt. Then tell her you'd like to see her cat too. The last four sentences were meant for entertainment purposes only. We are not responsible for injuries (emotional...
You've seen the Jersey Tuxedo, the Hillbilly Tuxedo, but there's one tuxedo to trump them all. The Merican Tuxedo shirt combines all the great things about our nation. Make your Independence Day a little bit classier.
It’s no longer 1999 and S-Club 7 might be out of the pop culture picture, but that doesn’t mean old-school parties can’t kick it like they once did, right? As such, if you fought or would’ve fought for The Red, White and Blue as an Allied force in one of...
Looking for tactical party supplies?  Look no further. Introducing: THE MERICA BEER BELT!   
Be a patriot with comfort and style! Our American Flag Jumpsuit is definitely one of the customer favorites and gets a lot of attention. Grab yours right now!
"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
The sun on the 4th of July will be bright -- be prepared. Patriotic flag sunglasses will shield you from UV and celebrate the US. Merica. American Flag Wayfarer Sunlgasses 100% UVA & UVB Protection Polycarbonate Lenses Non-polarized  
Get your life back Full time lady gettin' mullet headband to wear on a part time basis This is quite easily the single best purchase you will make in your entire life."I wore this to a "white trash bash" and was the most popular person there. I got laid so many...
Stars and Stripes consists of a blue jacket with white stars, red pants and a white-red striped tie. Go USA! Go USA! Identifying your chest size should be achieved by measuring at the widest part of your chest with a tape measure. Measuring up your chest size is the most...
FREE SHIPPING! "Lets just say that after putting this mask on I was taken back in time, and watched, as Paul Revere made his midnight ride to warn that the redcoats were coming. And also saw Fort McHenry bombed to pieces and saw Francis Scott Key as he was busy...
Sure. Any inflatable item will help you float, but why would you want any other one? The American flag bald eagle pool float is really the only option -- if you're a true American. Giant Size 102" x 82" x 36"
In my biggest fantasy, I'm riding the waves of Old Glory in a breeze that smells like beer and freedom. This American flag pool float is the next best thing. Ride the waves -- of the ocean or pool -- all summer long. 65" x 40.2" x 7.1"
Every time I see a bald eagle, I dream of riding its powerful wings off into the American sunset. The patriotic bald eagle pool float lets me have that same feeling. It's going to be a great summer. 12.2" x 10" x 4"
Show your love for America's favorite patriotic pastime this summer. Beer pong proves that sports and alcohol DO mix. You sink it, they drink it!
If drinking was an olympic sport we'd be the greatest team in the world. Take home the gold this summer... For America!
I only have eyes for Wendy Peffercorn. And this Squints shirt. A perfect summer would include wearing this tank, letting my arms into the summer sunshine, and playing baseball Sandlot style.
All the things that made summer in the '90s great -- The Sandlot, Wendy Peffercorn, Squints, and no sleeves.
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