There I was, a normal Tuesday afternoon went to check the mail, and as soon as i opened The mail box 20 bald eagles showed up singing the national anthem, with skynyard playing it. As soon as i put it on, George Washington and Donald Trump appeared and before long we was doing shots of whiskey out of skulls from terrorists on top of the the Washington monument. Amazing shirt. Everyone needs this experience in their life
Love the shirt
After putting the General on, the first person that saw me said, "Just looking at you I know that you are polite & professional but you also have a plan to **** me... and I respect that." The shirt has caused issues with my marriage, though, as women literally just throw themselves and me and try to (very akwardly) smell and/or lick me. Good times! The tank top looks great, fits well, and is comfy. Graphic and material are high quality. This shirt definitely gets a lot of attention and laughs. Thanks!
Mi **** nevr been dis perki from ben so hapi. Will go perfektly wit da rest uv mi infidool clothng dat I hab. Moan ***** *******!