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Serving as America’s national bird, the bald eagle has already done more than enough to earn the respect of patriots everywhere. Following in Neil Armstrong’s steps, however, the bird will soar to new heights, checking intergalactic travel off of its to-do list. So, if muscular enough to show off your...
Just as any American boy must kiss a woman to truly become a man, so too must a kitten suit up for space exploration to become a full-grown cat. Pay your respects to our furry feline friends with this one-of-a-kind tank top—cat dander not included …
Who knew exploring new worlds could be so adorable? Puppy astronaut is the American hero we've all been hoping for. He deserves a treat and a belly rub after all that probing. Such a good boy!
Check out the image on this tank top. Is it the 4th of July showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Is it the Rolling Stones US Tour Logo? Is it Monica Lewinsky just after leaving the Oral (oops, I mean) Oval Office? Also check out > Flag Lips Tote...
Move over, Aristocats—there’s a new pussycat posse in town. Sure, they love playing with balls of yarn, climbing kitchen curtains and ignoring humans, but more than anything, they’re about the very thing that makes America great—freedom. Without the power to make it happen, how else would they make a name...
Is there anything cuter than patriotic puppies? These All-American pooches will ensure you get picked first for the 4th of July kickball tournament. Order yours now for the holiday bark-b-que.
Cheap labor, knock-off handbags and political corruption—it’s the world’s trash, and it’s exactly the the kind of thing Capitol Eagle keeps from crossing into American territory! And don’t try any funny business—perched atop Capitol Hill, Capitol Eagle sees your every move … Also check out > Capital Eagle Canvas
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