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"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an m1 Abrams tank shooting a commie terrorist in the face. I then scaled a 10,000 story building with my newly developed eagle talons and dove off to drop freedom eggs on terrorists and flag-haters. "
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an m1 Abrams tank shooting a commie terrorist in the face. I then scaled a 10,000 story building with my newly developed eagle talons and dove off to drop freedom eggs on terrorists and flag-haters. "
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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