$ 19.95
What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from me. Now.... open your eyes, put on a helmet, sit your ass down, strap in, and shut your pie hole. Life's a bumpy ride and you're not the lone rider....A-hole!!! Get the message?
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from me. Now.... open your eyes, put on a helmet, sit your ass down, strap in, and shut your pie hole. Life's a bumpy ride and you're not the lone rider....A-hole!!! Get the message?
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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Jessica S. My husband loves his new
My husband loves his new shirt and our friends think it is hilarious.
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...