I used to be skinny and wimpy like a donkey's tail. I used to be as weak as liberals are on national security. Then one glorious day, I slipped on this shirt. Suddenly, all the squat racks emptied when I walked into the gym. No one wants to be embarrassed by my Donald Pump strength, so they just move out of the way. My life has now become like one big beauty pageant -- everywhere I go women strip down to bikinis and start talking about world peace.
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  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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I used to be skinny and wimpy like a donkey's tail. I used to be as weak as liberals are on national security. Then one glorious day, I slipped on this shirt. Suddenly, all the squat racks emptied when I walked into the gym. No one wants to be embarrassed by my Donald Pump strength, so they just move out of the way. My life has now become like one big beauty pageant -- everywhere I go women strip down to bikinis and start talking about world peace.
  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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TM
07/18/2019
Taylor M.
Freaking hilarious

Freaking hilarious

KC
07/05/2019
Keely C.
Favorite shirt

I have this in tank, and it’s PERFECT.

KA
07/01/2019
Katarina A.
Perfect

Perfect

KT
04/20/2019
Krystyn T.
Awesome

Loooooove my tank!

JM
03/05/2019
Jennifer M.
Work out harder

If you want to work out harder and longer then get this shirt!! There is no better motivation to go to the gym and work out hard than this shirt. People will stare in awe!!

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