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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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LH
06/30/2022
Lacy H.
United StatesGreat Father’s Day gift
I bought this shirt for my husband for Father’s Day and he absolutely LOVED It!!! Great quality and the fit will be perfect after washing it. The tag on the shirt is classic and I love knowing we are actually buying something Made in America!! We will be ordering the tshirt of the month and some anti commi shirts for when our son goes back to school!!
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05/19/2022
Scott C.
United States******* hippies
People on the street love this shirt. Nothing but laughs and "**** yeah bro" comments.
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04/05/2022
Ivan J.
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02/26/2022
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01/25/2022
Doug H.
United StatesFinally - a way to offend university students that REALLY WORKS!
I love wearing this design. I can't get 12" outside my front door without getting comments about how large my biceps are, how studly I seem and how great I smell. All of you guy should buy this T-shirt and/or tanktop so you can be cool too!
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!
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Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...