$ 19.95
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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MC
09/05/2020
Mark C.
United StatesGreat experience
WT
09/04/2020
wesley t.
United StatesAwesome
Awesome,have already had multiple comments praising it, and my choice to wear it.
TA
09/02/2020
Trevor A.
United StatesGood buy
Good buy. Would buy again
SB
08/30/2020
Shelia B.
United StatesBirthday Hit!
The big guy loved his shirt - and the tag is pretty awesome too
BK
08/02/2020
Brian K.
United StatesAwesome
Great product fast shipping thanks
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!
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"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
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Prove that just because you're a conservative doesn't mean you don't support LGBT causes. Liberty, Guns, Beer, and Trump.
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