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I bought Shake. My brother bought Bake. As soon as we received our shirts, we opened the box and a bald eagle with a mullet flew out at top speed. We took this as a good omen. As we tried on our new Shake & Bake shirts, we felt the power of the sweet baby Jesus. With a fist bump, we sent dick-shrinking shockwaves across the Middle East. We flew into the car, punched the gas at full speed, crashed through a meth lab, and landed in a waffle house. Our minds merged, and we became one massive, waffle-eating, beer-chugging, commie-crushing, American winning machine. With these Shake & Bake shirts, we won every single street race we entered. In fact, we started getting bored. So we took a shit on a cop car, and then outran the entire fleet of state troopers. There’s no stopping the Shake & Bake brothers!
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I bought Shake. My brother bought Bake. As soon as we received our shirts, we opened the box and a bald eagle with a mullet flew out at top speed. We took this as a good omen. As we tried on our new Shake & Bake shirts, we felt the power of the sweet baby Jesus. With a fist bump, we sent dick-shrinking shockwaves across the Middle East. We flew into the car, punched the gas at full speed, crashed through a meth lab, and landed in a waffle house. Our minds merged, and we became one massive, waffle-eating, beer-chugging, commie-crushing, American winning machine. With these Shake & Bake shirts, we won every single street race we entered. In fact, we started getting bored. So we took a shit on a cop car, and then outran the entire fleet of state troopers. There’s no stopping the Shake & Bake brothers!
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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06/24/2020
Whitney
United StatesGreat Fathers Day gift
Perfect Fathers Day gift! My son was pumped to match his dad and my husband was pleasantly surprised!
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07/24/2019
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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