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"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I am very happy that my wife bought me these shorts and am so excited to buy VIP line tickets to water parks around the nation so I can cut in line while wearing these bad boys."
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"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I am very happy that my wife bought me these shorts and am so excited to buy VIP line tickets to water parks around the nation so I can cut in line while wearing these bad boys."
Grab a pair and show 'em how to freedom!
- 100% Poly Sport material - High Quality
- See Size chart below.
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02/12/2022
ALEXSANDRE L.
United StatesIt's like my balls dropped, again
I feel like an unstoppable force of nature. Like a machine gun with a brain. And legs. I feel like I can walk through the Sahara desert with nothing but these shorts, and by the time I make it to the other side I'll be in a brand new Chevy Silverado with yeti 110 loaded with ground camel meat, and PBR. With a rainstorm behind me. Every single steak I cook comes out a perfect medium rare. Even if I didnt light the grill. My girlfriend loves them. Can't wait for the dryer to finish the cycle.
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07/17/2021
Richard W.
United StatesProud to ware the Red-White & Blue
Great quality and style. Best value in board shorts around, highly recommend for every red blooded American Boy of any age!
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06/30/2021
Tina G.
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04/12/2021
Michael L.
United StatesAwesome shorts
The quality far exceeded my expectations. Material and fit are superior.
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03/15/2020
Seth R.
"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed...
In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...
Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because...
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