ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.
When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower. Click here for cotton T-shirts and other...
"I know the human being and sleeves can coexist peacefully. But not today." ~ George W. Bush, probably.
Before America could be 100% free, George Washington had to separate the states from Great Britain and rid the countryside of zombies. It's a tale that so few have heard, but I can now proudly launch into the story every time someone asks me about this shirt. I love to...
In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...
"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed...
"Upon opening the package I received a sense of patriotic pride that overwhelmed me with a sense of truth to the awe-inspiring historical significance that this gun toting, bear riding, Emancipation Proclamation writing, American represented to all who are free!!!" CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER PRINT HERE
Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
By the power of Ronald Reagan, I deem this shirt American as F***. I haven’t taken this badass ‘Merica tank off since the day I got it. Right out of the package, I felt a surge of Velociraptor fierceness, grabbed my machine gun, and took Raegan out for some shoots...

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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