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Grab yourself the tank top depicting Donald Trump 1980s style. Sweet pink ballcap. Try taking a selfie with that 5 lb flip cell phone.
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Bask in the beautiful glory that is the Three Trump Moon. We thought it would take just one Trump to pull the country from the cold snowflake darkness, but it might take three.
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The most important person to land on a New Jersey beach since Chris Christie. Making America great again one paddle at a time.
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The T-1776 Trumpinator's mission is to ensure the greatness of America and the survival of its values. He'll be back... In 2020.
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The MAGA train swapped its tracks for some dualies and is rollin' coal and haulin' nukes all across Trumpland, from sea to shining border wall.
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Checkmate, fake news. Your linear 2D coverage is no match for a 4D chessmaster like Trump.
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