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"The moment I opened the package and slipped this badass shirt over my Pure bred American body, I instantly felt like a new man. My arms became bigger, my chest swelled out and my genitals tripled in size. As I stood there in front of my mirror with my AR15 in one hand and American flag in the other, Master Chief George Washington spoke to me and told me how American I was for displaying him on this beautiful shirt. I saluted him, took a shot of whiskey, said a prayer and vowed to protect my country against any scum bag POS that stands in its way."

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