ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

98 reviews
There are 2 types of countries in the world: those who use the metric system and those who have landed on the moon!
2 reviews
You’ve heard the old adage, right? “Finders keepers, losers weepers.” Though usually rearing its ugly head amongst groups of painfully spoiled children, the phrase now means more to NASA and the American people than ever before—that’s right, using the MARS Rover, we staked our claim on Mars. Must really suck...
41 reviews
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
6 reviews
How do you take your Ronald Reagan? At The White House? Perhaps inside Air Force One? Both are appealing, but we’ll do you one better—how about Reagan on the moon? No spacecraft, no spacesuit, no oxygen—no problem. The dude was a Hollywood actor before hitting The Oval Office—as such, he...
5 reviews
Back to back World War champs and extraterrestrial conquerers. 'Merica is shooting for the stars and Mars is next on our list!
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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