ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

You might not have won the lottery but you did wake up in the best country in the world. That's kind of the same thing.
294 reviews
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
181 reviews
Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
270 reviews
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
49 reviews
"As a hardcore t-shirt connoisseur, the quality of this product is epic, as is the graphic that is masterfully silk screened to this fine t-shirt. Lick n' Stick graphic this is not. I couldn't of torn my button-up work shirt off any faster if I was on a prom date....
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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