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One of AAF's most popular designs, Finders Keepers, celebrates the day we planted our flag, officially declaring our ownership of the moon.

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I bought this shirt for my sexy-ass to be buried in. I’ll have a permed-french-mullet, a beer in my hand, and a coffin lined with alligator skin. And this shirt. Because FINDERS KEEPERS! Because ‘Merica! Because every future f***er needs to know exactly who that damn moon belongs to! Watch...
You’ve heard the old adage, right? “Finders keepers, losers weepers.” Though usually rearing its ugly head amongst groups of painfully spoiled children, the phrase now means more to NASA and the American people than ever before—that’s right, using the MARS Rover, we staked our claim on Mars. Must really suck...
There's an old saying in America. It goes like this..."Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers" Just like it says on the shirt. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. One last thing..."Na Na Na Na Na"
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
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