ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

A slogan that works all year round. A slogan that perfectly describes the men and women in the Air Force. Aim High! And get this shirt.
Long live Barb! The most beloved of missing characters. We miss you. Justice for Barb!
It's dangerous to be on the naughty list. Tyson is here to let you know, "Be good for thanta clauth." It'll result in better presents.
It's ok if you're home and alone this holiday season. Sometimes it better to be alone than have someone say something like, "Your girlfriend, woof!"
This holiday season, you can catch me doin' the Carlton after a few eggnogs. I'll channel his spirit from this fresh tee.
There are some stories that need no words. The tongue-on-pole scene from a Christmas Story is one of those stories.
For when you're feeling jolly -- but also give zero Fs. Clark Griswold nails Christmas Spirit with one simple gesture.
Let's put this long-running controversy to rest. Die Hard IS a Christmas Movie! 100%. Not debatable -- because now it's on this long-sleeved shirt. Just point at it anytime anyone agrees.
You don't live by traditional rules. Your spaghetti is laced with candy and syrup. You aren't afraid of a little cheer. You're the real thing. Elf life. #elflife
If you want to avoid being on the naughty list, listen to Uncle Mike. Be good for Thanta Clauth and he'll be good to you.
A phrase that continues to echo through the ages. Where DO you think you're going to put that tree Griswold? Well, bend over and I'll show ya. #merrychristmas
You thought it was snowing outside, but it was really just a Bigge Holidaze. I plan to spend the whole season there.

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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