ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

How was I this year, Santa? Naughty? Nice? How 'bout "I tried"?
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We have to be inclusive of all living creatures -- even if they have freaky, glowing red noses. Let's use Rudolph's story to End Bullying!
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T-rex is trying to stay cheerful through this holiday season, even with his crappy little arms. It's no use though -- T-Rex hates presents.
Add decorating the Christmas tree to things that T-Rex hates. It's hard to be jolly when you can't reach the top to add the star.
Set the doves and confetti free -- Birthday Boy is in the house! Happy Birthday Jesus! Let's party!
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Santa doesn't care if you're on his naughty list. "I love it when you call me Big Papa" ~ Santa Claus.
It's Christmas. You don't need to lift. All you need for muscles is some proper icing placement. Aren't the holidays great?
Mom always told me it's what's on the inside that counts. So please excuse my mediocre presents. I'm the world's most okayest gift wrapper.
Santa. Flying Reindeer. Jesus. Maybe it's a stretch to believe in those things. But unicorns? That I believe.
If you're going to meet Santa on Christmas night, you gotta Stay Woke. Camp out by the tree with sugary candy canes -- and be aware.  

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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