ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

When you pull up to your in-laws' house this Christmas Vacation, forgo the niceties. Sh*tter was full is how you really greet the ones you love -- or loathe. Either way -- it's the way to go.
When you just don't get a fook, McGregor knows what to say. Merry Fookin' Christmas to absolutely nobody!
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When the sh*tter hits F, you know it's Christmas. Merry Christmas!
Fulfill your '90s kid fantasy. Kelly Kapowski is all ready for Christmas -- Santa hat and all.
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During the holidays, my survival depends on my skill set. I drink and I know things. It's what I do.
Winter is coming. Be prepared with a wolf and the rulers of the North, House Stark. Long sleeves will keep you warm. Direwolf will keep you safe from White Walkers.
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It's the holiday season. That means it's time to turn that resting bitch face into resting Grinch face.
Long live Barb! The most beloved of missing characters. We miss you. Justice for Barb!
It's dangerous to be on the naughty list. Tyson is here to let you know, "Be good for thanta clauth." It'll result in better presents.
Santa's had his run. It's the monters' turn. No more cookies for Santa!
Classic tee for a classic movie. This moose mug shirt will pair perfectly with your Christmas bonus. Wear it all Christmas.
Your wish has finally come true, what you have always wanted. A Rock around the Christmas Tree! Slip on this long-sleeved tee to feel as comforted as if Dwayne Johnson we're hugging you himself.

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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