• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU’RE AMERICAN AF!

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You might not be the eminently qualified Marine and you might not get that 5.0/5.0 but by God you are Okay!  
You are special. Well, you’re okay. In fact, you are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal”. So that’s something. Go ahead and brag about it with this AAF t-shirt.
You are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal” and you want everyone to know it. Throw an okay party with okay beer and show off your okay ass. Because you’ve earned it!
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Grab the shirt that says, your service in the Coast Guard, technically make you a Veteran. The fact that you were a cook stationed in Alaska, in the mid-1980s, should only be revealed on a "need to know" basis. Trust me. *** Save an extra $5 Today only! *** World's...
This one's for every type of runner. If you are an awesome runner, you'll look humble. If you are an OK runner, you'll look honest. (Managed expectations - achieved!) If you are a terrible runner, you won't look completely inadequate. Until they see you run. Which you rarely do.
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You’re stuck in a frozen apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by 20-ft gorillas, and an American flag at your back. What do you do? The answer is simple: What Would Chesty Do? WWCD, because ‘Merica!
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When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower.
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‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem.
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What? I just killed 5 jihadis with a jiu jitsu bitch-slap, bombed the rest, and left their village in freedom flames! Are you not entertained?!
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