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“Immediately when i put it on i felt like the urine in my bladder was transformed into the water from the delaware from the exact same night george washington crossed it to wish merry christmas to the british.”
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Mars may be the most ambitious sequel of our lifetimes but never forget the landing that started it all! You can't beat the classics.
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Sly. Cunning. Wiley. Crazy. This fox has been called a lot of things - good and bad. And you know what he thinks about it? HE DOESN'T. Call him whatever you want because he's the one calling the shots, living life by his own rules, spreading joy and offending people...
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All lives have equal value. Unless you're a stinkin' commie or terrorist. But you get the point. Merica.
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There's nothing more American than the smell and sound of huge engines revving down an open highway. With millions of miles of interstate, the land of the free runs on diesel. It's a beautiful time to be alive.
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"This shirt is not for Prius owners, martini drinkers, or fancy city-dweller folk. This tank was made for the individuals who drive lifted trucks, crush a Budweiser cans upon their foreheads without flinching, and for those who bleed red, bruise blue, and piss diesel fuel. Be prepared for the shot...
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Sure. It's all fun and games with the toes in the sand and the surfing and the whatnot, but don't get it twisted, we're busting out the metal detectors 'cuz that beach better have my money!
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Read the message on this t-shirt. If you're a patriot, be proud. If you're not, then be thankful.
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I wasn't quite sure what this "It's Merican Not Merican't" shirt was trying to say, until I put it on. I've been wearing it for eleven straight days now. I visited The Washington Monument, The Liberty Bell, Mount Rushmore, The Lincoln Memorial, The White House, The Baseball Hall of Fame,...
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"I just clicked over here to buy this shirt again for a third friend. It's secondary only to the great freedom our great nation spreads throughout the world in being my favorite gift to give to friends far and wide, especially those with UK citizenship whom I've taken under my...
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