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Celebrate founding father George Washington in the role he was always meant to play, cyborg eagle trainer. This tank top depicts the sci-fi movie we all wish would be coming soon to a theater near you, an action-packed patriotic thriller that tells the real story of how George Washington tackled...
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What's the most American way to chase down bad guys trying to take our freedom? In an American-colored classic mustang. This ultimately American shirt displays one of our greats, Reagan, getting business done in the most American way possible. While driving down the competition, he shoots through the windowshield, undoubtedly...
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Cheap labor, knock-off handbags and political corruption—it’s the world’s trash, and it’s exactly the the kind of thing Capitol Eagle keeps from crossing into American territory! And don’t try any funny business—perched atop Capitol Hill, Capitol Eagle sees your every move …
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The world looks a bit different after Sharknado. Aviation emergency procedures reflect the new hazards in the sky, inspired by George W's narrow escape after Air Force One sucked up a shark in one of the engines. If your life vest doesn't automatically inflate, press the "Don't you know I'm...
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The only thing more glorious than Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump's hair is this tank top. Your personal guns will send the "You're Fired" message loud and clear in this sleeveless number. One look at all the proud Americans in our fan photos will prove this is the most Patriotic...
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Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
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Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because...
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In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...
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By the power of Ronald Reagan, I deem this shirt American as F***. I haven’t taken this badass ‘Merica tank off since the day I got it. Right out of the package, I felt a surge of Velociraptor fierceness, grabbed my machine gun, and took Raegan out for some shoots...
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Check out the image on this tank top. Is it the 4th of July showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Is it the Rolling Stones US Tour Logo? Is it Monica Lewinsky just after leaving the Oral (oops, I mean) Oval Office?
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When you’re a sci-fi freak, a revolutionary, and a loyal follower of the great Andrew Jackson, it’s hard to find clothes that fit your personality. Well AAF, you have done it! With this great American-as-f*** tank I’ll finally be able to express my personal beliefs right across my bulging chest....
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Time to let those shysty little alien f***ers know what’s up! I’ve had it up to here with those little bastards! They shine their beaming lights into my window every night, like some kind of damn intergalactic peeping toms. Well, I’ve got a show planned for them tonight! I just...
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In our future post-apocalyptic world, you’ve got to have a good supply of shirts to help you blend in. This FDR tank will be perfect. It will melt into the surrounding devastation, AND it will help show off my f***ing awesome biceps, which will no doubt triple in size. It...
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It's Trump in his prime.  1990's style, baby!
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I swear this shirt makes my bulge look bigger. Like its great powers of badassery increased my dick size by 6 inches. But that’s not all - not by a long shot. I can now shoot a squirrel from a half-mile away, and a butterfly from a quarter-mile. Those motherf***in...
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This is what Clint Eastwood would look like after serving a 25 year stretch in Folsum Prison. Get the t-shirt featuring a tatted out, prison hardened Clint. An OG for sure. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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The Donald has won the White House and is moving in. How regal does he look sitting at that desk? All he needs now is a fan to blow his glorious locks and the image would be complete. Celebrate the Trump victory with this tank!
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It's the Inglorious Bastard himself, Aldo Raine. Look at the image on this tank top, and tell me Brad Pitt's character isn't an OG. I dare you. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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The original mastermind of business cards and brutal murder is well represented in the Inked American Psycho printed tank. Order today and be swinging sleeves free in the spring. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? This tank top is something I need. Sing along to the '90s icon on this Inked Biggie tank. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Brandon Lee and his character, "The Crow" won't soon be forgotten. Check out this tank top featuring the image of an inked out icon. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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You've never seen Fear and Loathing quite like this before. Inked Duke is ready to take on Vegas -- Hunter S. Thompson style. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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The transformation of Walter White into Heisenberg never quite felt complete, but on this Inked Heisenberg tank -- the tattoos complete the man. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Why so serious? Put a smile on your face and this Inked Joker tank on your body. You'll perk right up. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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This tank top featuring Samuel L Jackson's character Jules from Pulp Fiction is wicked. Only a true OG can look menacing while holding a tasty Big Kahuna burger. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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You might not be as cool as Bill Murray, but this parody shirt will get you close. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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A tatted out, inked up Jack Nicholson is featured on this tank top. He's got a menacing look nobody would want to f with. Enough said. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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I'll put Anton Chigurh from "No Country for Old Men" up against any other m'fer you can come up with. Look at the image on this tank top, and tell me that you wouldn't mind running into him in a dark alley. You'd be looking for a clean pair of...
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This shirt won’t give you superpowers. It won’t make you rich. And it won’t give you hope. But it will tell everyone that you are one bad motherf***er, because The Punisher doesn’t need any of these things to solve a problem. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Saul looks right at home tatted out. Check out this tank top featuring the crooked lawyer all inked out. "Better Call Saul" Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Here's Johnny! Yet another tank top that features the image of a Jack Nicholson character. He looks like he just got paroled from Folsum. Add some ink, and this image looks even more menacing. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Most of our inked tank top images have been embellished a bit. This one of Danny Trejo went straight from image to shirt. No Photoshop necessary. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Christopher Walken, the only pasty white, gray haired senior citizen you'd never want to f with. Look at the image on this tank top. Would you? Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Trump has conquered the Presidency. Next, the Galaxy! It's going to be huge. I guarantee it.  
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Jay and Silent Bob are back, and they’ve got some sick ink. This AAF shirt celebrates America’s favorite hetero life-partners by giving them tats that say exactly what’s up: sex and drugs. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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An image of the late "Grunge King" is immortalized on this tank top. Kurt Cobain with the inked image from Nirvana's album, looks like it was meant to be there. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Something tells me that if Johnny Cash had inked himself out, this image wouldn't be too far off. Check out the detail on this tank top. Walk the line and get yourself one! Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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This tank top features blond bombshell Marilyn Monroe all inked up and looking as good as ever. Check out the message on her neck....classic. Only on AAFNation.com. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Breaking Bad's Heisenberg is seen here answering the door for some Halloween trick or treaters. The tank top sure to turn some heads. Just one of the inked characters featured on AAFnation.com. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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What is it about sick ink that takes Gollum from super creepy to super bad ass? Rock the inked Gollum print in the most BA was possible -- sans sleeves. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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You may think this tank top features an inked up Mad Max in a classic scene from the "Road Warrior". The truth is that this shot was taken years later as he talked to his ex-wife. Who can forget such classic lines as, "I'll drag you out to the rose...
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Harry Potter finally has some ink to match that lighting bolt scar. We know it's from a children's book, but "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" might be one of the most BA tattoo quotes of all time. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Even an inked out Audrey Hepburn can still look like a sophisticated beauty. Get the tank top featuring the image of this screen icon. A true work of art, found only on aafnation.com.  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Maybe Leonardo DiCaprio would have won an Oscar sooner if he was inked like this. The ink really suits Calvin Candie's strong evil presence. If the slave-ownership vibe is too heavy for you, the sleeveless top will make sure you remain light and breezy. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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The official shirt for God Emperor Trump, the first and best pro-Trump meme page. Your liberal friends and acquaintances will be literally shaking when they see you sporting this shirt and supporting the God Emperor at school, work, or at the gym!
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