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"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
"I used to be a lactose intolerant vegan on a gluten free diet, just like many of you. I spent my days at my parents house, writing on my blog about how Hillary would be the best choice for president. Then I stumbled across this tank top and my life...
" Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes,...
Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
Cheap labor, knock-off handbags and political corruption—it’s the world’s trash, and it’s exactly the the kind of thing Capitol Eagle keeps from crossing into American territory! And don’t try any funny business—perched atop Capitol Hill, Capitol Eagle sees your every move … Also check out > Capital Eagle Canvas
Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because...
In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...
By the power of Ronald Reagan, I deem this shirt American as F***. I haven’t taken this badass ‘Merica tank off since the day I got it. Right out of the package, I felt a surge of Velociraptor fierceness, grabbed my machine gun, and took Raegan out for some shoots...
Check out the image on this tank top. Is it the 4th of July showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Is it the Rolling Stones US Tour Logo? Is it Monica Lewinsky just after leaving the Oral (oops, I mean) Oval Office? Also check out > Flag Lips Tote...
In our future post-apocalyptic world, you’ve got to have a good supply of shirts to help you blend in. This FDR tank will be perfect. It will melt into the surrounding devastation, AND it will help show off my f***ing awesome biceps, which will no doubt triple in size. It...
It's Trump in his prime.  1990's style, baby!
I swear this shirt makes my bulge look bigger. Like its great powers of badassery increased my dick size by 6 inches. But that’s not all - not by a long shot. I can now shoot a squirrel from a half-mile away, and a butterfly from a quarter-mile. Those motherf***in...
"T-Rex, Trump, and the T-birds!? Nothing more patriotic than this shirt! When I put it in I feel like a screaming bald Eagle, ready to pluck the designer dogs out of the hands of the Hollywood liberals purses and man bags and drop them from a thousand feet into the...
The Donald has won the White House and is moving in. How regal does he look sitting at that desk? All he needs now is a fan to blow his glorious locks and the image would be complete. Celebrate the Trump victory with this tank!
Saul looks right at home tatted out. Check out this tank top featuring the crooked lawyer all inked out. "Better Call Saul" Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Saul Poster
Here's Johnny! Yet another tank top that features the image of a Jack Nicholson character. He looks like he just got paroled from Folsum. Add some ink, and this image looks even more menacing. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Shining Poster
Most of our inked tank top images have been embellished a bit. This one of Danny Trejo went straight from image to shirt. No Photoshop necessary. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Trejo Poster
Christopher Walken, the only pasty white, gray haired senior citizen you'd never want to f with. Look at the image on this tank top. Would you? Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Walken Poster
Trump has conquered the Presidency. Next, the Galaxy! It's going to be huge. I guarantee it.  
Jay and Silent Bob are back, and they’ve got some sick ink. This AAF shirt celebrates America’s favorite hetero life-partners by giving them tats that say exactly what’s up: sex and drugs. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Jay & Bob Poster
Offer the world a sneak peek into the Oval Office during a Trump presidency with this all over printed shirt. "Say hello to my little deplorables" in sleeves or no sleeves.
Why so serious? Put a smile on your face and this Inked Joker tank on your body. You'll perk right up. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Joker Poster
The transformation of Walter White into Heisenberg never quite felt complete, but on this Inked Heisenberg tank -- the tattoos complete the man. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Heisenberg Poster
Brandon Lee and his character, "The Crow" won't soon be forgotten. Check out this tank top featuring the image of an inked out icon. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Crow Poster
I'll put Anton Chigurh from "No Country for Old Men" up against any other m'fer you can come up with. Look at the image on this tank top, and tell me that you wouldn't mind running into him in a dark alley. You'd be looking for a clean pair of...
You've never seen Fear and Loathing quite like this before. Inked Duke is ready to take on Vegas -- Hunter S. Thompson style. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Fear and Loathing Poster
A hot girl who get the first rule of Fight Club. She might not talk about it, but she loves it. And now you can live it too with this custom dye shirt. Sleeveless preferred for fighting. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Fight Club Girl...
Even though Sly Stallone wouldn't want to detract from his clearly defined muscles, it's cool to see what Rambo would look like all inked up. Have to find a spot for a RIP to Mickey tribute tat though. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Rambo Poster
I don't know if you could find an artist with stones big enough to ink up The Terminator. That's one tattoo you wouldn't want to mess up. Get the tank top celebrating the real Arnold we remember, not the poser who's taken his place. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also...
All inked out it's kinda hard to figure where Johnny Depp the person ends, and where Captain Jack Sparrow the character begins. Cool image on a cool tank top. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Jack Sparrow Poster
The only way Dexter could get more BA was to get totally inked. The world's sexiest serial killer just got an upgrade. Display your support proudly on this one-of-a-kind shirt. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Dexter Poster
The Harrisons like you've never seen them before. Benjamin and William Henry, the only grandfather-grandson to serve as President of the United States. This tank top portrays the duo testing some some new military weaponry. If that firepower had been available in their times, our history books may read a...
 Quick quiz...The image on this tank top is..... A) A grizzled member of the Hells Angels..... B) A Death Row inmate.... C) The 16th President of the United States of America all inked out. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Lincoln Premium Tee Also check out...
Game of Thrones Jon Snow is the subject of this tank top. Ned Stark's bastard son looks like a natural inked out. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Jon Snow Poster
Sean Spicer, staunch supporter of the HIS first amendment right to freedom of speech. As for the rest of us, read the message on this tank top! Also check out > Uncle Spicer V1 Blanket
Sean Spicer, staunch supporter of the HIS first amendment right to freedom of speech. As for the rest of us, read the message on this tank top.
General Mattis is the kind of guy you expect to leave the womb covered in bald eagle tattoos. He's got red, white, and blue blood running through his veins. Show your support for your spirit animal Mattis with this inked tee. Also check out > INKED - Mattis Premium Tee Also check...
Make Trump Great Again with a little skin art. The inked version of Trump is just as BA as the original -- but with a sweet pussy cat.
Some get their inmate number inked on their chest. Others get their president number. Inked Trump is in the latter group. #45 has some serious ink.
Uncle Spicer has a message for all the fake news and delicate snowflakes, "I want you to shut up." It's simple and to the point. Also check out > Uncle Spicer V2 Blanket
Bask in the beautiful glory that is the Three Trump Moon. We thought it would take just one Trump to pull the country from the cold snowflake darkness, but it might take three.
Maybe you think Star Lord and Baby Groot are super cute? But they are also totally BA. The inked versions will make you want to crank up that cassette, pull on your headphones, and guard the galaxy. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > Star Lord & Baby...
If Bill the Butcher had access to a tattoo artist during Gangs of New York time frame, we like to image the skin art he would have collected. Bill doesn't need tattoos to prove he's hard-core, but that roasting pig on his chest is BA. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire...
Chesty now has a chest piece. Inked Chesty is here to remind you, "You don't hurt 'em, if you don't hit 'em." Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
Ben Franklin would appreciate where his legacy has taken him. To a tank top with Warhol-inspired colors. It's patriotic. It's colorful. It's 'Merica.
George Washington knew you couldn't make something great if it didn't exist to begin with. Smart guy. Also check out > Washington Make America V2 Also check out > Washington: Make America Canvas
The most important person to land on a New Jersey beach since Chris Christie. Making America great again one paddle at a time. Also check out > Trump Crossing Delaware Blanket Also check out > Trump Crossing Delaware Flag Also check out > Trump Crossing Delaware Poster
How does a tatted Captain Spaulding manage to look so good? We'd tell you but it's top secret clown business. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire  Also check out > INKED - Trejo V1
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Bubbles Poster
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  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Bruce Lee Poster
The Inked Bear Jew is the biggest land predator in Nazi occupied France. Don't end up on the wrong end of his bat. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Bodhi Poster
Beware the fury of a patient man. Especially an inked Viking monarch like Ragnar who welcomes the valkyries to summon him home. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Ragnar Poster
You can't deny the fact that an inked Italian mobster like Tony Soprano is pretty intimidating. But if you do, you might just end up in witness protection... Or worse. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > Tony Soprano Poster
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire   Also check out > Prison Mike Poster
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Mother of Dragons Poster
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  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Logan Poster
Do you know what nemesis means? I wouldn't ask inked Brick Top or else you might just end up as pig feed. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Brick Top Poster
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire  Also check out > INKED - Anchorman Poster
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire  Also check out > INKED - Gladiator Poster
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire  Also check out > INKED - The Revenant Poster
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire  Also check out > INKED - Braveheart Poster
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire  Also check out > INKED - Tarantino Poster
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It's not a party until Hans Gruber falls off Nakatomi Plaza. Never forget Christmas Eve 1988, a date which will live in infamy. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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