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Celebrate founding father George Washington in the role he was always meant to play, cyborg eagle trainer. This tank top depicts the sci-fi movie we all wish would be coming soon to a theater near you, an action-packed patriotic thriller that tells the real story of how George Washington tackled...
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What's the most American way to chase down bad guys trying to take our freedom? In an American-colored classic mustang. This ultimately American shirt displays one of our greats, Reagan, getting business done in the most American way possible. While driving down the competition, he shoots through the windowshield, undoubtedly...
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Cheap labor, knock-off handbags and political corruption—it’s the world’s trash, and it’s exactly the the kind of thing Capitol Eagle keeps from crossing into American territory! And don’t try any funny business—perched atop Capitol Hill, Capitol Eagle sees your every move …
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The world looks a bit different after Sharknado. Aviation emergency procedures reflect the new hazards in the sky, inspired by George W's narrow escape after Air Force One sucked up a shark in one of the engines. If your life vest doesn't automatically inflate, press the "Don't you know I'm...
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The only thing more glorious than Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump's hair is this tank top. Your personal guns will send the "You're Fired" message loud and clear in this sleeveless number. One look at all the proud Americans in our fan photos will prove this is the most Patriotic...
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Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
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Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because...
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In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...
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By the power of Ronald Reagan, I deem this shirt American as F***. I haven’t taken this badass ‘Merica tank off since the day I got it. Right out of the package, I felt a surge of Velociraptor fierceness, grabbed my machine gun, and took Raegan out for some shoots...
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Check out the image on this tank top. Is it the 4th of July showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Is it the Rolling Stones US Tour Logo? Is it Monica Lewinsky just after leaving the Oral (oops, I mean) Oval Office?
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When you’re a sci-fi freak, a revolutionary, and a loyal follower of the great Andrew Jackson, it’s hard to find clothes that fit your personality. Well AAF, you have done it! With this great American-as-f*** tank I’ll finally be able to express my personal beliefs right across my bulging chest....
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Time to let those shysty little alien f***ers know what’s up! I’ve had it up to here with those little bastards! They shine their beaming lights into my window every night, like some kind of damn intergalactic peeping toms. Well, I’ve got a show planned for them tonight! I just...
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In our future post-apocalyptic world, you’ve got to have a good supply of shirts to help you blend in. This FDR tank will be perfect. It will melt into the surrounding devastation, AND it will help show off my f***ing awesome biceps, which will no doubt triple in size. It...
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It's Trump in his prime.  1990's style, baby!
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I swear this shirt makes my bulge look bigger. Like its great powers of badassery increased my dick size by 6 inches. But that’s not all - not by a long shot. I can now shoot a squirrel from a half-mile away, and a butterfly from a quarter-mile. Those motherf***in...
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This is what Clint Eastwood would look like after serving a 25 year stretch in Folsum Prison. Get the t-shirt featuring a tatted out, prison hardened Clint. An OG for sure.
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The Donald has won the White House and is moving in. How regal does he look sitting at that desk? All he needs now is a fan to blow his glorious locks and the image would be complete. Celebrate the Trump victory with this tank!
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It's the Inglorious Bastard himself, Aldo Raine. Look at the image on this tank top, and tell me Brad Pitt's character isn't an OG. I dare you.
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The original mastermind of business cards and brutal murder is well represented in the Inked American Psycho printed tank. Order today and be swinging sleeves free in the spring.
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Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? This tank top is something I need. Sing along to the '90s icon on this Inked Biggie tank.
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The transformation of Walter White into Heisenberg never quite felt complete, but on this Inked Heisenberg tank -- the tattoos complete the man.
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Why so serious? Put a smile on your face and this Inked Joker tank on your body. You'll perk right up.
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Inked Murray is representing Ghostbusters and his general awesomeness in this one-of-a-kind dyed tank. You might not be as cool as Bill Murray, but this shirt will get you close.
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