ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I've officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever...
Do you wake up to the sounds of screamin' eagles every morning to salute the beautiful red, white, and blue of Old Glory? Is your ringtone the Star Spangled Banner? Then you're American AF -- and you need this shirt.
"This shirt gives you a raging freedom boner and pisses off commie scum simultaneously. The best part is your freedom boner is so huge you've already got a tool to beat the commies up and send them home with a concussion provided by some Grade A USDA approved beef. They'll...
"As soon as I put it on, my house started shaking. I walked outside and saw 1776 bald eagles sitting on my roof. They all in perfect unison saluted with their right wing. I saluted back and they screeched the anthem then flew off. In the sky, they made an...

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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