I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I've officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever...
More than George Washington riding a bald eagle eating a nitrate-full hotdog. More than fireworks over a Nascar crash. More than the Statue of Liberty line-dancing to Garth Brooks. More than Abe Lincoln smoking Marlboro Lights outside a Piggly Wiggly. You're American AF!
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