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I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I've officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever tries to tell you 42 cats is too many -- just look them in the eye and say with a steady voice, "Having one cat for every year I've been alive is my right as a tax-paying American." That will shut them up. Then while they are standing there open mouthed hit them with, "Show me your kitties!" and you might get another fur ball to add to the mix. Win-win!
I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I've officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever tries to tell you 42 cats is too many -- just look them in the eye and say with a steady voice, "Having one cat for every year I've been alive is my right as a tax-paying American." That will shut them up. Then while they are standing there open mouthed hit them with, "Show me your kitties!" and you might get another fur ball to add to the mix. Win-win!
Do you wake up to the sounds of screamin' eagles every morning to salute the beautiful red, white, and blue of Old Glory? Is your ringtone the Star Spangled Banner? Then you're American AF -- and you need this shirt.