ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
"This shirt came out of the box and I was immediately 200% more 'Murica! After 14 years in the Army I thought I was pretty patriotic, but I immediately got a freedom erection (Freerection) which- no lie- became an Army Ranger and hunted down a terrorist cell all on its...
Just... Stop, Hillary. That's all. This page isn't long enough to list the reasons why, so we won't even try.
Do your muscles scream assault weapons?  PROS:* Quality-made: it fits just like it should, and although I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure that I'm now bullet-proof. * The artwork is mesmerizing. When I walk into a room, everyone's gaze is drawn to my bosom and I'm not even a chick!*I've...
PATRIOTS: Protecting cowards, complainers, and cry babies for over 240 years.
Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. Don't forget about the tank top version of this. The guys and gals who pulled the tank shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this...
Not saying that President Obama is the ass in Laughing My Ass Off... Oh. Wait. That's EXACTLY what this tee is saying.  
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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