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"This shirt came out of the box and I was immediately 200% more 'Murica! After 14 years in the Army I thought I was pretty patriotic, but I immediately got a freedom erection (Freerection) which- no lie- became an Army Ranger and hunted down a terrorist cell all on its own. Nothing feels better than knowing your junk can wield an M4 like Honest Abe. So amazing. I love every moment in this shirt."
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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"This shirt came out of the box and I was immediately 200% more 'Murica! After 14 years in the Army I thought I was pretty patriotic, but I immediately got a freedom erection (Freerection) which- no lie- became an Army Ranger and hunted down a terrorist cell all on its own. Nothing feels better than knowing your junk can wield an M4 like Honest Abe. So amazing. I love every moment in this shirt."
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. Don't forget about the tank top version of this. The guys and gals who pulled the tank shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this...
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Do your muscles scream assault weapons? PROS:* Quality-made: it fits just like it should, and although I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure that I'm now bullet-proof. * The artwork is mesmerizing. When I walk into a room, everyone's gaze is drawn to my bosom and I'm not even a chick!*I've...
Just... Stop, Hillary. That's all. This page isn't long enough to list the reasons why, so we won't even try.
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