$ 19.95
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
This shirt is the real deal; a Russian guy put this shirt on and caught fire. the shirt survived. because America. If you still haven't bought the shirt it's because you lack testicular fortitude."
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"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
This shirt is the real deal; a Russian guy put this shirt on and caught fire. the shirt survived. because America. If you still haven't bought the shirt it's because you lack testicular fortitude."
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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02/26/2023
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07/04/2021
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06/30/2021
kerrie i.
United StatesAwesome fathers day gift
Thanks for this awesome shirt, my husband loves it!
JM
04/26/2021
Joe M.
United StatesIt’s like wearing a bald eagle
This shirt is no joke. The material is high quality and comfortable. I can feel the freedom on my skin. It fits better than Trump in the White House and that was a dream match! The printing? Fuhgetaboutit, easily worth twice the price. The best is when I’m walking up to order a fish fry, no mask because we’re outdoors and some crazy Liberal with their hazmat suit on gives me *that* look. You wanna say something, Bernie? AOC?! ‘Cause I’ll introduce you to my A1 Rights too, the right to own you with your nonsensical logic. They hate us cause they ain’t US!!!! Damn right!
BE
09/04/2020
Braiden E.
United StatesTRUMP 2020!!!!
This shirt is absolutely amazing! Walked into a Target with it on while wearing a Revolution bucket hat from Hemlock Hat Co. it’s got a bald eagle and the American flag on the underside of it so you know it’s American AF as well! Then I had the jorts on with USA socks and some Oakley glasses and there was at least 10 milfs in there that just wanted me to **** them silly inside of the store in the middle of the isles as they saw my mullet flowing as I rode on the back of my shopping cart. Overall the shirt is absolutely ******* badass just like the company and myself are. If there was one thing that I could change about the shirt though, it’d be the backside and it’d say “Certified Panty Dropper” in the same font and design as the front.
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!
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Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...