When life gives you lemons and turds, take them out with red-blooded, ass-kicking marines. They hit hard, hit fast, and hit often. Vote Puller-Butler ‘16 and you won’t have to pretend to enjoy that shit lemonade.
So we have to decide between the rich sociopath with the tiny hands and the rich sociopath with the vagina? America deserves a president that will put their own life on the line, instead of paying someone else to. We’re with Puller-Daly 2016!
We’re diggin’ heroes up from the grave for this year’s presidential election! Two of America’s finest. The legendary Lejeune has joined forces with the great Chesty Puller to create one ass-kicking ticket. Because you don’t hurt ‘em if you don’t hit ‘em..
There’s donkeys on the left, elephants on the right, and you’re stuck in the middle with a bad taste in your mouth. Where do you turn? Let’s go with Puller-Mattis 2016 - because there’s no better friends and no worse enemies than American marines.