• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU’RE AMERICAN AF!

ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

-17%
There’s donkeys on the left, elephants on the right, and you’re stuck in the middle with a bad taste in your mouth. Where do you turn? Let’s go with Puller-Mattis 2016 - because there’s no better friends and no worse enemies than American marines.
-17%
When life gives you lemons and turds, take them out with red-blooded, ass-kicking marines. They hit hard, hit fast, and hit often. Vote Puller-Butler ‘16 and you won’t have to pretend to enjoy that shit lemonade.
-17%
Well, if the apocalypse is near, and the dead are about to rise up from their graves, then we might as well vote for the badass generals of the undead. They’ve done this before. Puller-Basilone ‘16!
-17%
We’re diggin’ heroes up from the grave for this year’s presidential election! Two of America’s finest. The legendary Lejeune has joined forces with the great Chesty Puller to create one ass-kicking ticket. Because you don’t hurt ‘em if you don’t hit ‘em..
-17%
So we have to decide between the rich sociopath with the tiny hands and the rich sociopath with the vagina? America deserves a president that will put their own life on the line, instead of paying someone else to. We’re with Puller-Daly 2016!
Who else can we trust to keep America safe? There are no better friends and no worse enemies than General “Mad Dog” Mattis and Chesty Puller.
A REAL American woman needs a REAL American presidential ticket to stand behind. Too bad all we have is a tiny-peckered man baby and a pecker-shrinking she-beast. Remind the people what real Americans look like by supporting the badass marine generals of the past: Puller-Lejeune ‘16!
If the conniving Clinton and disturbingly-stupid Trump just aren’t doing it for you, then show your support for Puller-Daly ‘16. These are the guys they make war movies about. These are the guys that give our enemies night terrors, and the guys that Chuck Norris prays to before bedtime.
Puller-Butler 2016, bitches! Because Hillary doesn’t hit fast enough, and Trump can’t hit hard enough with his little orange baby hands.
Chesty Puller and old Basilone are at it again. Kicking ass, taking names, and talking shit that’s so hopeless and inspiring and funny that it will live on for centuries. Vote Puller-Basilone ‘16. Because ‘Merica!
AMERICAN AF ON INSTAGRAM

ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Search

Just added to your cart:
Qty:
Total:
Subtotal:
Excl. postage 
My Cart
Just added to your wishlist:
Excl. postage 
My Wishlist