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Who else can we trust to keep America safe? There are no better friends and no worse enemies than General “Mad Dog” Mattis and Chesty Puller.
A REAL American woman needs a REAL American presidential ticket to stand behind. Too bad all we have is a tiny-peckered man baby and a pecker-shrinking she-beast. Remind the people what real Americans look like by supporting the badass marine generals of the past: Puller-Lejeune ‘16!
If the conniving Clinton and disturbingly-stupid Trump just aren’t doing it for you, then show your support for Puller-Daly ‘16. These are the guys they make war movies about. These are the guys that give our enemies night terrors, and the guys that Chuck Norris prays to before bedtime.
Puller-Butler 2016, bitches! Because Hillary doesn’t hit fast enough, and Trump can’t hit hard enough with his little orange baby hands.
Chesty Puller and old Basilone are at it again. Kicking ass, taking names, and talking shit that’s so hopeless and inspiring and funny that it will live on for centuries. Vote Puller-Basilone ‘16. Because ‘Merica!
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