ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

We've never seen the full beauty underneath Cousin Eddie's bathrobe. But we like to imagine that hairy chest is full of tattoos with meaningful quotes like "Shi*tters full."
Let's put this long-running controversy to rest. Die Hard IS a Christmas Movie! 100%. Not debatable -- because now it's on this long-sleeved shirt. Just point at it anytime anyone agrees.
When you pull up to your in-laws' house this Christmas Vacation, forgo the niceties. Sh*tter was full is how you really greet the ones you love -- or loathe. Either way -- it's the way to go.
When you just don't get a fook, McGregor knows what to say. Merry Fookin' Christmas to absolutely nobody!
You don't live by traditional rules. Your spaghetti is laced with candy and syrup. You aren't afraid of a little cheer. You're the real thing. Elf life. #elflife
When the sh*tter hits F, you know it's Christmas. Merry Christmas!
Forget Merry Christmas. Forget Happy Holidays. Nevermind Feliz Navidad. Sh*tter was Full is the greeting of the season.
Fulfill your '90s kid fantasy. Kelly Kapowski is all ready for Christmas -- Santa hat and all.
During the holidays, my survival depends on my skill set. I drink and I know things. It's what I do.
Winter is coming. Be prepared with a wolf and the rulers of the North, House Stark. Long sleeves will keep you warm. Direwolf will keep you safe from White Walkers.
It's the holiday season. That means it's time to turn that resting bitch face into resting Grinch face.

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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