Forget Merry Christmas. Forget Happy Holidays. Nevermind Feliz Navidad. Sh*tter was Full is the greeting of the season.
Let's put this long-running controversy to rest. Die Hard IS a Christmas Movie! 100%. Not debatable -- because now it's on this long-sleeved shirt. Just point at it anytime anyone agrees.
Sweet Christmas! That's a sweet tshirt! Channel your inner strength in this long sleeve number.
I just want someone to look at me the way Elf looks at Santa. At least people will look my way with this shirt -- Oh my god!! I know him!
Have yourself a very Murray Christmas! Treat yourself to this snazzy shirt.
They'll be no more trading places once you have this shirt. You'll want to keep it all to yourself!
Make sure you wear this to any raging party this holiday season. Then when you wake up -- just point to your shirt. Someone will lead you to the tylenol.
Ruler of the North Pole and Breaker of Ribbon. It's the Mother of Presents.
Drake, always the inspiration. You can really achieve your dreams if you work hard. We started from the bottom -- and now we're deer!
Sometimes you just can't be bothered to be jolly. Let this shirt help you muster up a "Merry Whatever" and be on your way.
Larry David describes your lukewarm feelings about the holidays perfectly. Have yourself a pretty, pretty good Hanukkah. If you like, or whatever.
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