ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

There's nothing wrong with being home alone if you have classic Christmas movies and a comfy tee. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal. This one's for you.
When you're really serious about the holidays there's only one place to call -- Griswold's Exterior Illumination. Ask for Sparky.
The one corporate Christmas party you will actually want to attend -- the Nakatomi Corporation. Die Hard Fans -- welcome to the party, pal!
You serious, Clark? This is the best holiday shirt you're going to find! Wear it all Christmas for an instant laugh.
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.
Nearly 30 years later and we still don't know -- why IS the carpet is all wet, Todd? I don't know Margo, but I do know this is the perfect long sleeved tee for vacation. Pair with the "Why is the Carpet all Wet?" tee for the perfect couples costume.
Talking to your lost child on the upside-down through Christmas lights? It's a stranger Christmas -- especially when Aunt Edna comes.
It's the holidays. So much to be happy for. Don't be a cotton headed ninny muggins! But do get this shirt to make your holiday brighter.
The perfect holiday workout for winos. Twist. Pull. Repeat.

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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