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FREE SHIPPING! "These shorts are the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your bits and pieces being gently cradled by these justice inducing booty shorts while your downstairs mix-up is thrust into the face of every angry protester and nut job...
"I hung the flag up outside my house to, not so subtly, let my neighbors know that yes, I might be "mildly" retarded and that yes, sometimes I also "wish a motherfucker would..." It now serves as a beacon of hope to all those who love to eat crayons and...
You got the shirt. You got the poster. Why not just go for the trifecta and fly the flag that proudly warns, "Don't F*** With Me". General Mattis will be happy to assist you in passing that message along. Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching,...
You got the shirt. You got the flag. Why not just go for the trifecta and hang the poster that proudly warns, "Don't F*** With Me". General Mattis will be happy to assist you in passing that message along.
Every service member retired and active should own this print. No excuses. This needs to be in every company office, barracks room, team room, S-Shop and armory. Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he...
Own a true masterpiece of American History.
Behold: Chesty Puller kicking the absolute shit out of Yeti monsters on Chosin Reservoir during the Korean War!
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WRAP YOURSELF IN FREEDOM!
Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!
100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
No longer do people of the world worry about Freddy Krueger or Michael Myers -- General Mattis keeps them up at night. "I keep other people awake at night," is the most BA quote to ever happen. Own it on a shirt.
This item has General Mattis' on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the...
"After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity,...
Mattis for Secretary of the Department of Knife Hands and Throat Punches? Has a certain ring to it. General Mattis would be the perfect man to lead it. Hell, he's the only man to lead it. Get the shirt, and spread the word.
If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!! This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, m*ther f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
What? I just killed 5 jihadis with a jiu jitsu bitch-slap, bombed the rest, and left their village in freedom flames! Are you not entertained?!
What’s more American than General “Mad Dog” Mattis standing before the stars and stripes? That image on a muscle shirt, preferably worn with cut-off jeans at your next shotgun wedding.
Wear this sweet tank, and feel the power of Chesty. When you walk out the door, bald eagles will soar down before your eyes. When you hit the gym, you’ll throw down an epic f**ing chest day, leaving the peons to revel in your glory. And when you hit the...
You are special. Well, you’re okay. In fact, you are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal”. So that’s something. Go ahead and brag about it with this AAF t-shirt.
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Netflix and chill? Please. Netflix is for soppy, saggy couch potatoes. More like field day and chill… because America is more than just movie streaming.
You are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal” and you want everyone to know it. Throw an okay party with okay beer and show off your okay ass. Because you’ve earned it!
You might not be the eminently qualified Marine and you might not get that 5.0/5.0 but by God you are Okay!
You’re stuck in a frozen apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by 20-ft gorillas, and an American flag at your back. What do you do? The answer is simple: What Would Chesty Do? WWCD, because ‘Merica!
When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower.
‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem.
Our current Secretary of Agriculture is more like a Secretary of Nag-riculture. Stop the nagging and let the blood rain down, because General “Mad Dog” Mattis is coming!
Because Blood makes the grass grow.
Anything and chill, means one thing. Just read the t-shirt. In this case, it's "Working Party and Chill", so follow me.
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So you thought you rated, huh? Tell me more about how awesome you are. At least for now, you can wear a shirt that says you thought you made it.
Image is on the back of the shirt. Perfect to wear with your cammies! Ships to FPO/APO/YourMom'sHouse
Image is on the back of the shirt. Perfect to wear with your cammies! Ships to FPO/APO/YourMom'sHouse
The ultimate EAS shirt.
That’s right. I have the right to bare arms, the right to spit free speech like a beast, and the right stir up feelings like deer chili over hot coals. If this ‘merica shirt makes people uncomfortable, then their whiny little minds just don’t get it.
You know, I really wanted to give this t-shirt a funny, witty description. But I'm just straight outta F's to give. I couldn't give less F's except if I didn't even bother typing this. If you're like me, this shirt's for you.
For some it may be a day of rest. For others, it's the day we showoff our fantasy coaching skills. For people like us though, it will always be known as "Sunday Gunday". You know what I mean?
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. Don't forget about the tank top version of this. The guys and gals who pulled the tank shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this...
"I got this superb garment in the mail today. I could tell right away that there was something different about it--perhaps the chorus of Angels singing as a lone ray of light from heaven shone brilliantly upon this shirt, while I was indoors. Yes, its powers are that potent.Not wanting...
Still wearing your D.A.R.E. shirt because you don’t do drugs? Come on man, that’s just suspicious. Better upgrade to R.A.G.E., because you know, that’s what all the cool kids are doing.
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
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