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$ 29.99
Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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What keeps Mad Dog Mattis awake at night? Nothing. He keeps other people awake at night.
PRODUCT FEATURES
unique design
100% polyester mesh
high quality colors and graphics
breathable mesh
FABRIC & CARE
Machine wash
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There's no better friend, no worse enemy... Mad Dog Mattis is here to stay!
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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...
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