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The one day a year it's a good idea to drink something green. The one day a year your family won't call your drinking habit "problematic." St. Patrick's Day, the one day a year you're not just "drunk as f*ck," you're Irish. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day...
Why sugar coat it ladies? Heres a t-shirt that doesn't mince words. It's St Paddy's Day and if you aren't "Drunk as F***" now, you will be later on, so stand back bitches!
The color green seems to be a central theme the day after St Patrick's Day as well. I remember last year I expelled everything I had consumed,and low and behold it kept its greenish hue. I reached in one pocket to find I was out of green, spent frivolously the...
You woke up like this. Still rockin' last night's eyeliner and long-wear lipcolor. Smelling of sweet and stale American light beer. Still drunk. Don't waste precious energy explaining to the server at Denny's why you're there for the grand slam. Wear this shirt and get bacon into your mouth immediately....
"Get the shirt that proclaims your pride in being an Irishman, and a drunk one at that. Quick joke for you drunk m'fers....Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?" Billy says, "In the car."...
I know everybody gets drunk on St. Patrick's Day and everybody is Irish on March 17. But Irish people drink everyday. So does that mean everybody drinks, everyday? If it doesn't, it should. But what do I know, I'm Irish and I'm little drunk.
This is the ultimate St Patrick's Day shirt. Three simple words are all you need on this night. "Drink Up Bitches", then try this one on for size...."I named my pee-pee 'Guinness'. Ye can see 'e's 'angin' out. And when 'e saw ye with 'is eye 'he went from pale...
It's the most magical time of year. When there's a sea of green as far as the eye can see at that St. Patrick's Day block party downtown. When the day starts off with green beer and ends with green-faced people passed out in the alley behind O'Malley's. The one...
Very few know that mixing the elements Beryllium (Be) with Erbium (Er) will result in a volatile concoction (BeEr), that requires close monitoring when consumed. Side effects include calling an ex at 3AM, challenging people to punch you in the stomach, and excessive use of the phrase, “I Love You,...
You know, I didn't really pay that close attention in high school chemistry class. But this seems totally legit. It has all the elements of beer, BE and ER. Now that you've had your lesson, let's drink!
Here is an offering for the true Irishman. It's Liam Neeson's latest EKG test results. Why put it on a shirt? I'm not sure, but it seems to work. Enjoy. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
If pulsing ginger hair doesn't give you away as full-blooded Irish, show the world your heart beats for the Emerald Isle with this shirt. Thump thump. Can you hear St. Patrick beating off the snakes?  
"Straight Outta Ireland". The shirt that says your proud of your Irish heritage. Quick joke.....What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
A shirt for the full blooded Irish lass, or the 25% Irish lass who's going to get 100% drunk this St. Patrick's Day. That grants you temporary Irish status. If liquor were a pond and I were a duck I'd swim to the bottom and never come up... but liquor...
The Saint Patrick's Day shirt that says you came from a place harder than Compton. A place that's much tougher to survive on a daily basis. That place is sobriety, and tonight you're going to steer the wagon "Straight Outta Sobriety." You may want to take a few steps back....
It's St Patricks Day ladies. Your shirt says, "Straight Outa Sobriety", because you're only 25% Irish, but you're going to get 100% drunk. Like the old Irish toast..... Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A handsome man and an honest...
Finally! A team activity where you won't be picked last. Your high school gym class kickball team didn't appreciate you, but the St. Patrick's Day drinking team does. Here's where your green beer drinking skills can really shine. Cheers! We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after...
Are you a team player ladies? "The Drinking Team", that is. Show everyone what team you are on this St Patrick's Day. You're part of the team that pops the champagne no matter what the outcome is.
You can Netflix and chill any of the other 51 weekends of the year. It's St. Patrick's Day, the holiest of hammered holidays. Leave your bae at home and go out and get drunk! We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
Why waste your life away watching netflix, when you could waste your life getting drunk? Go ahead. Go out. Get drunk. Live like there’s no tomorrow, and make memories that you won’t remember until you see the pictures on facebook. Cheers!
Who else see the leprechaun? Say yeah! Or it could be a crackhead. Either way, Mobile, AL and the rest of the world will never forget. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
Since its launch back in February of 2005, YouTube has produced some of the most inspiring footage Al Gore’s Internet has ever seen. The most motivating, however, came about when a pesky leprechaun decided to take up residence in a tree just outside Mobile, Alabama. Hoodlums, gangbangers and freeloaders of...
Gingers—never has a group of people been so undeservingly oppressed. Without souls, feelings and a firm grasp of their temperament, it was only a matter of time before society provided them with a swift kick to the proverbial crotch. There is an out, though—if you’re Irish, can fake an Irish...
You might not set any records among the regular ginger humans of the planet, but you could beat any leprechaun in a tall contest. You're the world's tallest leprechaun and all you got was this tshirt.
While the chill of early spring may still be around on St. Patrick's Day, there's always four guys guaranteed to keep you warm. St. Patrick may have driven out some snakes, but Jack, Jim, Johnny, and Jameson are the real Irishmen of the holiday. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint...
The t-shirt celebrating the Four Fathers of St Patrick's Day, "Jack, Jim, Johnny, and Jameson." If you can hang with them this one night, the remaining 364 days will be a piece of cake. If you can't, the other 362 days will be a piece of cake.
It might be true, as some have said, that everyone is Irish on March 17. What's definitely true is that everyone is drunk on March 17. So pucker up all ready, I need a kiss!! We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
Ladies, get yourself the shirt that guarantees you end up locking lips, swapping spit, playing tonsil hockey, or whatever, before the nights through. Put it on, pucker up, and bring your Chap Stick. You don't even have to be Irish. Lucky you.
Get Green Glitz 'N Gleam and be Elegant Drunk!
 Let the shamrock light set brighten up your day!
Sham-rock and roll! 48" x 7" Polyester Fiber  
St. Patrick's Day Light up Glasses Giant Bow Tie Award Ribbon Pin Mini Hat Headband Horn on a Chain!!!
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