ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

86 reviews
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
14 reviews
A classic tee with vintage hues of red, white, and blue is just what you need for your all-American Insta picture. You know, the one where you make the driver pull over on the side of the road so you and your bestie can snap a photo in the tall...
2 reviews
This t-shirt says it all, doesn't it? Seriously though, this shirt should be standard issue to all Immigration Officials and Border Patrol Agents. Heck, I say we put one on Lady Liberty.
22 reviews
Except for all those hot foreign babes...let 'em in!!!!!  Warning: some people WILL hate you for wearing this.  But, you give 0 f*cks.
1 review
Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. Don't forget about the tank top version of this. The guys and gals who pulled the tank shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this...

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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