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Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. Don't forget about the tank top version of this. The guys and gals who pulled the tank shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this...
You know, I really wanted to give this t-shirt a funny, witty description. But I'm just straight outta F's to give. I couldn't give less F's except if I didn't even bother typing this. If you're like me, this shirt's for you.
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
Tanner, Banks, Winslow, and Taylor. You know them. You love them. They practically raised you! Pay homage to America's forefathers!
Except for all those hot foreign babes...let 'em in!!!!!  Warning: some people WILL hate you for wearing this.  But, you give 0 f*cks.
I bought this shirt for my sexy-ass to be buried in. I’ll have a permed-french-mullet, a beer in my hand, and a coffin lined with alligator skin. And this shirt. Because FINDERS KEEPERS! Because ‘Merica! Because every future f***er needs to know exactly who that damn moon belongs to! Watch...
This t-shirt says it all, doesn't it? Seriously though, this shirt should be standard issue to all Immigration Officials and Border Patrol Agents. Heck, I say we put one on Lady Liberty.
This shirt will help you tell the world that you're "Straight Outta F****." Meaning, you could care less about anything anyone has to say about anything. You've found yourself surrounded by whiners, crybabies, and complaining idiots, making you spend all of your F**** on their lame ass issues. When will...
It doesn't matter if you were born in Long Beach, Miami Beach, or Myrtle Beach. You could have been raised in the hood, in the burbs, or on the wrong side of the tracks. One thing you all have in common, is you're "Straight Outta Merica". Wear this shirt with...
The t-shirt that answers the question once and for all..... "Why do they hate the U.S. so much?" It's because they see our freedoms, our unlimited opportunities, and our resolve following crisis. They can only wish to live in a Country that offered the same. They want to experience NASCAR,...
"Straight Outta Ireland". The shirt that says your proud of your Irish heritage. Quick joke.....What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
The Saint Patrick's Day shirt that says you came from a place harder than Compton. A place that's much tougher to survive on a daily basis. That place is sobriety, and tonight you're going to steer the wagon "Straight Outta Sobriety." You may want to take a few steps back....
A shirt for the full blooded Irish lass, or the 25% Irish lass who's going to get 100% drunk this St. Patrick's Day. That grants you temporary Irish status. If liquor were a pond and I were a duck I'd swim to the bottom and never come up... but liquor...
It's St Patricks Day ladies. Your shirt says, "Straight Outa Sobriety", because you're only 25% Irish, but you're going to get 100% drunk. Like the old Irish toast..... Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A handsome man and an honest...
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
Today's adults would nowhere without the solid guidance from the forefathers of American television. At the end of each week in a magical time call the 1990s, today's doctors, lawyers, and teachers would yell "TGIF!!" and gather round the tube to gain wisdom on how to solve the world's problems...
You’ve heard the old adage, right? “Finders keepers, losers weepers.” Though usually rearing its ugly head amongst groups of painfully spoiled children, the phrase now means more to NASA and the American people than ever before—that’s right, using the MARS Rover, we staked our claim on Mars. Must really suck...
A classic tee with vintage hues of red, white, and blue is just what you need for your all-American Insta picture. You know, the one where you make the driver pull over on the side of the road so you and your bestie can snap a photo in the tall...
There's an old saying in America. It goes like this..."Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers" Just like it says on the shirt. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. One last thing..."Na Na Na Na Na"
America's forefathers are legit, no doubt about that, but when it comes to shaping your life through corny 90s jokes, these guys are it. Tanner, Banks, Winslow, and Taylor always had a witty come back and end-of-episode lecture for one of their kids that inevitably ended up in a predicament....
You’ve seen them on television growing up. They helped shape your American way of life, and they always had wise lessons to share with the world. Remind everyone who America’s forefathers really are: the ones on TV!
The perfect shirt for when you want to give the middle finger, but can't even be bothered. For when you want to make certain no one asks you for f***s, 'cause you're straight out.
Imagine hundreds of cops going through donut withdrawls. "Is that a bear claw I smell on your breath son? Step outta the car, I need to do a search."
I am up-to-date and legit in my intelligence. I'm straight outta briefing with all the proper information to do my job. Recognize.
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
A classic tee with vintage hues of red, white, and blue is just what you need for your all-American Insta picture. You know, the one where you make the driver pull over on the side of the road so you and your bestie can snap a photo in the tall...
Today's adults would nowhere without the solid guidance from the forefathers of American television. At the end of each week in a magical time call the 1990s, today's doctors, lawyers, and teachers would yell "TGIF!!" and gather round the tube to gain wisdom on how to solve the world's problems...
You’ve heard the old adage, right? “Finders keepers, losers weepers.” Though usually rearing its ugly head amongst groups of painfully spoiled children, the phrase now means more to NASA and the American people than ever before—that’s right, using the MARS Rover, we staked our claim on Mars. Must really suck...
America's forefathers are legit, no doubt about that, but when it comes to shaping your life through corny 90s jokes, these guys are it. Tanner, Banks, Winslow, and Taylor always had a witty come back and end-of-episode lecture for one of their kids that inevitably ended up in a predicament....
There's an old saying in America. It goes like this..."Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers" Just like it says on the shirt. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. One last thing..."Na Na Na Na Na"
This t-shirt says it all, doesn't it? Seriously though, this shirt should be standard issue to all Immigration Officials and Border Patrol Agents. Heck, I say we put one on Lady Liberty.
Except for all those hot foreign babes...let 'em in!!!!!  Warning: some people WILL hate you for wearing this.  But, you give 0 f*cks.
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
Today's adults would nowhere without the solid guidance from the forefathers of American television. At the end of each week in a magical time call the 1990s, today's doctors, lawyers, and teachers would yell "TGIF!!" and gather round the tube to gain wisdom on how to solve the world's problems...
You know, I really wanted to give this t-shirt a funny, witty description. But I'm just straight outta F's to give. I couldn't give less F's except if I didn't even bother typing this. If you're like me, this shirt's for you.
This shirt will help you tell the world that you're "Straight Outta F****." Meaning, you could care less about anything anyone has to say about anything. You've found yourself surrounded by whiners, crybabies, and complaining idiots, making you spend all of your F**** on their lame ass issues. When will...
Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. Don't forget about the tank top version of this. The guys and gals who pulled the tank shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this...
It doesn't matter if you were born in Long Beach, Miami Beach, or Myrtle Beach. You could have been raised in the hood, in the burbs, or on the wrong side of the tracks. One thing you all have in common, is you're "Straight Outta Merica". Wear this shirt with...
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
A classic tee with vintage hues of red, white, and blue is just what you need for your all-American Insta picture. You know, the one where you make the driver pull over on the side of the road so you and your bestie can snap a photo in the tall...
Imagine hundreds of cops going through donut withdrawls. "Is that a bear claw I smell on your breath son? Step outta the car, I need to do a search."
I am up-to-date and legit in my intelligence. I'm straight outta briefing with all the proper information to do my job. Recognize.
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