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330 reviews
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
280 reviews
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
250 reviews
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
26 reviews
Sometimes an extraterrestrial needs an extra reminder to stay the hell away from our moon!
93 reviews
There are 2 types of countries in the world: those who use the metric system and those who have landed on the moon!
147 reviews
"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
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