Are you hot, happy and Texan as f*ck? Whether it be the cowboy boots, Longhorns football or The Alamo, you’ve got all the reason in the world to consider yourself cut from the finest American cloth—buy this shirt, and let the other 49 states know where you stand!
Read my shirt and understand that this probably means that...I know more about football than you, I can drink more beer than you, and you're bound to end up with a size 7 boot up your ass if you piss me off.
Get yourself one of these sweet "Texas As F*ck" t-shirts. Then walk up to everyone you meet and ask, "Do you know what the asterisk stands for?" " It stands for U, Got it?" Then walk away. They'll get the point.