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577 reviews
"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
81 reviews
"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed...
72 reviews
"This shirt is the reason the constitution was written. Now that I have it, the flag waves more gallantly, the stars in the evening sky are brighter, and eagles fly faster than before. Once I laid eyes on this shirt, it was obvious that mother freedom would backhand the tar...
75 reviews
"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an m1...
46 reviews
America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.
40 reviews
The MAGA train swapped its tracks for some dualies and is rollin' coal and haulin' nukes all across Trumpland, from sea to shining border wall.
32 reviews
Regan doubled as an undercover president to get the message across, "Don't mess with America!" Driving around in his classic American-made Mustang, the president planted bombs to get masses of bad guys. He shot through the front windshield, because it takes too long to stick your gun out the window,...
15 reviews
George Washington knew you couldn't make something great if it didn't exist to begin with. Smart guy.
19 reviews
Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because...
23 reviews
Descending down upon this great country, bald eagle and automatic weapon in tow, Trump Warshington is here to put America first again. Tissue to wipe away happy tears is not included with this shirt.
7 reviews
Need a new work-out shirt? We've got just the inspiration for you. It's sleeveless, because let's be honest, your guns can't be contained while getting swole. You've got a classic man versus beast image, perfectly encapsulating your man versus metal mentality while lifting poundage. Nixon battling a saber-tooth tiger in...

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