Today's Picks | American AF

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Get the t-shirt showing Donald posing with his Christmas gift from First Lady, Melania. Grab that President Trump!

Make your home or office great again! Says 17 of Donald's funniest and most memorable lines in his own voice Amazing audio quality Includes batteries The figure is 7" tall plus 1" base (total 8")

$ 19.95

Donald Pump

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"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...

$ 39.99 ~~$ 69.99~~

Limited Edition Blue Trump #45 Jersey

Details and Sizing below: PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh

$ 39.99 ~~$ 69.99~~

Limited Edition Red America #1 Jersey

Details and Sizing below: PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh

$ 19.95

Foreign Relations

Grab your wingman and keep up with foreign relations the American way: putting warheads on foreheads.

$ 17.76 ~~$ 29.99~~

Silkies 2.0 - Star Spangled Silkies

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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...

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Trump Stamp (Legal!)

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Many people assume that it’s illegal to stamp or write on paper currency, but they’re wrong! We’re not defacing U.S. currency, we’re decorating dollars! There are three things that you CANNOT do to paper currency: You CANNOT change the denomination — for example, you cannot add two zeros to a...