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Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
This is the must have gift for this Holiday Season. The image of Honest Abe giving the thumbs up is classic. It doesn't matter if you're familiar with the movie "Top Gun" or not. This is the funniest, most unique image, ever printed on a t-shirt.
This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft at Top Gun This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
Get the shirt featuring Top Gun Donald Trump. He flies without a helmet or oxygen mask. Why no helmet? The hair of course. Why no mask? He wouldn't be able to talk to his hordes of fans!
Every Goose has its Maverick, and every Maverick has its Goose. The important thing is that you have a wingman. So don’t forget to buy your bro one too. 
The only candidate that could possible destroy the Maverick/Goose two party system -- Iceman. We all know he was the coolest character in Top Gun -- pun intended.
Goose, Maverick, and Iceman aren't fit to carry this man's jockstrap. Get the t-shirt featuring the real "Top Gun", General James "Mad Dod" Mattis.
Not only was Top Gun one of the best movies of the 80s, it featured Maverick, one of the best characters of all time. Get the t shirt and relive the magic.
No matter your feelings about the 2016 election, we all could use a little more love in our life. Bring back that loving feeling and start campaigning for Maverick and Goose in 2020.
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