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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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No matter your feelings about the 2016 election, we all could use a little more love in our life. Bring back that loving feeling and start campaigning for Maverick and Goose in 2020.
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The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
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Get the t-shirt showing Donald posing with his Christmas gift from First Lady, Melania. Grab that President Trump!
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We're all about LGBT pride here in America... You can't go wrong with Liberty, Guns, Beer and Trump!
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"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
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There are 2 types of countries in the world: those who use the metric system and those who have landed on the moon!
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!
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