ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

583 reviews
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
170 reviews
No matter your feelings about the 2016 election, we all could use a little more love in our life. Bring back that loving feeling and start campaigning for Maverick and Goose in 2020.
253 reviews
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
169 reviews
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
98 reviews
There are 2 types of countries in the world: those who use the metric system and those who have landed on the moon!
179 reviews
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
287 reviews
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
196 reviews
Bike? What bike? That's my bike, punk!
125 reviews
The Space Force is looking for a few good men (and women) to join the fleet! Finally your space shuttle door gunner skills will come in handy - to infinity and beyond.
337 reviews
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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