ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

602 reviews
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
272 reviews
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
110 reviews
Get the t-shirt showing Donald posing with his Christmas gift from First Lady, Melania. Grab that President Trump!
118 reviews
We're all about LGBT pride here in America... You can't go wrong with Liberty, Guns, Beer and Trump!
176 reviews
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
98 reviews
There are 2 types of countries in the world: those who use the metric system and those who have landed on the moon!
185 reviews
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
294 reviews
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
239 reviews
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
125 reviews
The Space Force is looking for a few good men (and women) to join the fleet! Finally your space shuttle door gunner skills will come in handy - to infinity and beyond.
346 reviews
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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