Bah-humbug. Grumpy has it right. Singing carols? Drinking cocoa? Spending time with family? It's the most terrible time of the year!
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If Professor Ned Brainard knocked a vial of Lion-O's ThunderCat DNA into the Super-Soldier serum, we're pretty sure this is what would have become of Steve Rogers. No longer destined to become Captain America, he'd have morphed into a sort of super-feline, somewhere along the lines of Cat In America. This is...
I am Catleesi of House Tabbygaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unscratched, Queen of Meowereen, Queen of the Kibble, the Catnip and the First Meow, Lady of the Seven Kittens, Protector of the Red Dot and Mother of Cats.
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Patriotism has never been looked this paw-some. Red, white, and blue sunglasses help Americat 2.0 shield his eyes from the bright lights of the 4th of July sun. A shirt built for Independence, but appro-purr-ate for any occasion.
All around the world in one night? Santa Claws is not into it. He is grumpy and cute though!
I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas. A Cat Christmas is what I fancy (feast). All cats, all season. Thanks, Santa!
Christmas just got a whole lot cuter. Little kitties just want to eat, drink, and be meowy. It's all you need.
Santa Claus is cool and all -- but let me introduce you to something even cuter! Santa Claws! Meowy Christmas!
There's only so much joy I can muster about the over-hyped holidays. Crowds, annoying family, credit card bills. Just like a cat, I'm feline festive. Just enough.
Let's pull out the wrapping paper and ribbons. Maybe enjoy some catnip and party. I'm feline festive! Meow.
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