ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Our Faux Christmas Sweaters currently have a 2-week lead time for delivery.
The season is upon us. Jesus is ready to "party like it's my birthday" and you're invited. He is the reason for the season, after all.
When you're born to a virgin on a wintery night, there's nothing you can be but #blessed. Remember the reason for the season, Instagram likes.
The real OG, Jesus Christ, is here to remind us what the holidays are all about. Getting more likes. #Blessed
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I love Jesus and all -- but I drink a little. I'm the world's okayest Christian.
Set the doves and confetti free -- Birthday Boy is in the house! Happy Birthday Jesus! Let's party!
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Jesus wants to know if you're DTF. Down to forgive?
Everyone knows it -- but not everyone will admit it. There is definitely a best Jesus -- and it's sweet baby Jesus. Carry his holiness with you and never lose the Christmas spirit. Amen.
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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